Fashion bloggers -WHY?!

Dear fashion Blargh-gers bloggers, have you ever considered getting a (different) hobby, one that wouldn't involve narcisism...? I know that you have a crowd of douche-bags wannabes that make you think you're saving the world from ugliness...But, seriously, how many combinations can you make with your metallic plaid skirt & fake Gucci shoes, and most importantly, how much more can you write about it? From what I've learned, from you:

1. If you want to look like a fashion blogger, you have to go around to every possible social event with media, dressing like this saying "yeah, I'm an it girl, that's hot", oh and don't forget to put your fake huge glasses so you look exquisitely dumb smart...And the peace sign pose, because you know, "that's hot":




2. Whatever this is, kill it before it lays eggs (Ok, Perez, sometimes you're even funny, but...WHY?!):



3. Sooooomewhere over the rainbow...this could be... elegant? chic? logical?



4. Ops... You became a victim of your stylist, who gave you a bad-hair day month because he was rolling on too many diet pills aka ampethamines with drank too much champagne...? No worries, darling, just put it in your blog- "le brand new trend!"- it's going to be automatically "in", who will dare to suspect it was initially a salon-disaster.



5. If celebrities wear it, it's socially acceptable (I wonder, do you get paid for dressing like that, like them?)...



Don't get me wrong, I'm not against frivolity, for "deep down I'm pretty superficial"... ;-P